Wanna hear a freaky? I picked-up a stray-looking cat yesterday who looks like A SLIGHTLY-SMALLER, definitely-skinnier DOPPELGANGER FOR BUBBE-BOY!!! Maine Coon double-length fur and ALL!! Eyes were green, not amber, and he had a voice (Boy's was crushed in infancy when something tried to eat him) that sounded a lot like Biddy singing the blues en route to the vet... He even JUMPED INTO THE TRUCK, I didn't even have to trap or catch him!
But we got to the house, after a delightful trip around the block, and some crackhead semi driver (only in this neighborhood to buy drugs or underage girls) had to CRANK THAT BITCH, which was blocking most of my parking space, just as I opened the door, and the new kitteh bolted from my arms and DISAPPEARED. Haven't seen him thus far today, on the parallel street or on mine, but hope springs eternal. He had fur full of cockleburs, things hanging out of his butt, and was definitely starving, so he NEEDED help, but the cockbite in the truck had to skeer the living shit out of him. Hope that he'll show up @ feeding time in a minute.
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Alfred Hitchcat! Say, is he looking out the rear window? For some birds?
Mastercat Theatre.
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Meanie:
I have a suspicion he may suffer from vertigo. Though of course there's a shadow of a doubt about that.
grouchomarxist, I'm spellbound, but...perhaps you know too much!
I love you guys.
Psycho-kitty, Q'est-ce que c'est?
ANNTI sez...
Aaawwww Moooonieeee!!! Miss you, too!
Wanna hear a freaky? I picked-up a stray-looking cat yesterday who looks like A SLIGHTLY-SMALLER, definitely-skinnier DOPPELGANGER FOR BUBBE-BOY!!! Maine Coon double-length fur and ALL!! Eyes were green, not amber, and he had a voice (Boy's was crushed in infancy when something tried to eat him) that sounded a lot like Biddy singing the blues en route to the vet... He even JUMPED INTO THE TRUCK, I didn't even have to trap or catch him!
But we got to the house, after a delightful trip around the block, and some crackhead semi driver (only in this neighborhood to buy drugs or underage girls) had to CRANK THAT BITCH, which was blocking most of my parking space, just as I opened the door, and the new kitteh bolted from my arms and DISAPPEARED. Haven't seen him thus far today, on the parallel street or on mine, but hope springs eternal. He had fur full of cockleburs, things hanging out of his butt, and was definitely starving, so he NEEDED help, but the cockbite in the truck had to skeer the living shit out of him. Hope that he'll show up @ feeding time in a minute.
Snuggles & skritches to Moondoggie!
XOXOXO
L,
J/Annti
very cute.
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