Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "World's Most Narrowly Focused Supervillain" Edition
SHADOW: Ahhh...I see you placed plastic tape on the ends of the couch to foil my claws!
SHADOW: Well played, my friend. Well played indeed. Hmmm...There must be some way to finish shredding this upholstery...But how?
SHADOW: Well, nothing's coming to me off the top of my head, but it'll take more than a roll of packing tape to thwart my redecorating! Now, into my Fortress of Solitude to think, reflect, and devise a cunning pla--Ooh! Look! An old dried up pea!"