Monday, May 22, 2017

Concentrate and Ask Again

A rare glimpse of Splendida testiculum nervumque, or The Glowing Testicle. This ancient Illuminati artifact, seldom removed from its basalt sarcophagus, can only be ignited by the combined touch of three powerful men: a king, a president, and a sales manager from the Men's Wearhouse.


M. Bouffant said...

Men's Wearhouse? Entirely too upscale for our Donnie. More like a Big & Tall store somewhere on Long Island.

Fearguth said...

The Glowing Orbacle is Saudi Arabia's answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.

Debbi said...

A president and reality show host, thank you very much. A show that's still running, apparently.