A rare glimpse of
Splendida testiculum nervumque, or The Glowing Testicle. This ancient Illuminati artifact, seldom removed from its basalt sarcophagus, can only be ignited by the combined touch of three powerful men: a king, a president, and a sales manager from the Men's Wearhouse.
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Men's Wearhouse? Entirely too upscale for our Donnie. More like a Big & Tall store somewhere on Long Island.
The Glowing Orbacle is Saudi Arabia's answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.
A president and reality show host, thank you very much. A show that's still running, apparently.
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