Today we celebrate the birthday of MaryC, and, as always, search for that perfect gift. It's a bit different this year, with most of the country in quarantine. What do you get for the girl who's housebound?
Let's see what we can find in the Carol Wright Gifts catalogue
all sizes only $19.99
This slimming-look, zip-front lounger has lace trim and two roomy pockets.
Best of all, it's stylish!
DELUXE GOPHER Pickup and Reaching Tool
$9.99, additionals $7.99
E-x-t-e-n-d You Reach Nearly 3 Ft.!
Hey, this is a great idea if you have to shop for essentials, such as liquor. Get two of them, grip one with the other, and hold it in front of you to maintain social distancing (and SMACK! anyone who tries to violate your space.)
PERSONAL HYGIENE REFRESHER
Why pay $11.99? Ours only $9.99
Your Own Personal Bidet
If the hoarding of toilet paper continues, this could be the biggest seller during the holidays. (A, um, stocking stuffer.)
But what about fun indoor activities? Perhaps we can find something in that other great catalogue, Things You Never Knew Existed
[Note from Scott: Sadly, Things You Never Knew Existed, which has been a part of Bill's birthday posts for many years now, has gone the way of the Steller's sea cow. When you click on the link above, this is what greets you:
Great Low-impact workout! Tone up your arms and chest muscles without ever leaving your seat! Sturdy fitness device secures to virtually any chair with 21" Velcro straps. Elastic Power Chord bands with cushioned handles--
So basically you sit on a bungee chord and stretch it out? I said a fun activity. Moving on...
Perhaps some light reading...?
EXECUTIONS IN AMERICA Over 300 Years of Capital Punishment
Heavily illustrated with rare pictures of the condemned criminals, their executioners, the official instruments used to carry out the sentences, and in many cases, the actual execution.
300 years? So they're including future executions?
JEFF DUNHAM ALL AROUND THE MAP DVD
Jeff Dunham and his iconic creations (Achmed, Walter, Peanut, and Bubba J.) travel the world pushing the limits on 5 continents, in arenas few Americans have dared to perform!
Well, that's probably a little bit funnier than the "Executions" book.
[From Scott: Only if it includes photos of Bubba J. in the gas chamber.]
POTTY PIANO MAT
Electronic vinyl keyboard fits around the commode so you can tap out a tune with your toes while you tinkle!
Happy Birthday, MaryC!
[From Scott: And what's a birthday around here without the traditional Sexy Birthday Lizard!]
This Parson's Chameleon wants you. Bad.