Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Sex & Violence Edition
Riley: What? Oh, I was just thinking about severing your head in your sleep and sticking it on top of the scratching post as a warning to my enemies. Mostly that guy who comes on Wednesdays with the leaf blower.
Moondoggie: I know what you're thinking...Burt Reynolds? The April 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold? Yeah, I can see that...
By the way...Turn-Ons: Long naps, Moist Pounce® Seafood Medley Flavor, and big black pillowy cat ass.