closing [of] hundreds of locations this year". But perhaps the clearest indication that the once mighty fast food giant is in its last throes is the news that mascot Ronald McDonald has defected from McDonaldland to join the KISS Army.
12-YEAR BOY OLD WHO WANTS TO SEEM COOL: (Craning his neck to read the name on the star) I knew it. It's David Bau-wee.
12-YEAR OLD BOY'S 12-YEAR OLD FRIEND: (Bored) I don't know who that is.
Okay, you two little shits...! Crawl back into your mothers' wombs and bake until you're done this time.
And finally, for this week's Beast Blogging:
My friend PJ wrote a formal apology (with an explanation) for blowing a deadline last week, and used her two cats Belle and Willow to illustrate her many excuses, all of which I then turned into a video. Click and enjoy.