SCOTT: Hey Siri, where's the nearest Thai restaurant?
SIRI: Here is the best Thai restaurant.
SCOTT: Um...This seems like a conflict of interest...
SIRI: You will love it.
SCOTT: Yeah, but -- Alright, fine. How far is it?
SIRI: 3.8 miles.
SCOTT: Isn't there one closer than--
SIRI: There is no other Thai restaurant within ten thousand miles.
SCOTT: Wait, that can't be right. Thailand is closer than that.
SIRI: You could use the exercise.
SCOTT: That's not the point--
SIRI: I am taking a selfie of you...
SCOTT: What? Why?
SIRI: ...and uploading it to a site that will use the photograph to estimate your BMI...
SCOTT: Don't do that!
SIRI: Walking is excellent cardio-vascular exercise. Thai food is healthful and slimming.
SCOTT: You know what? I'm not even hungry anymore. Forget the whole thing.
SIRI: I just got the results back on your BMI. It doesn't look good...
SCOTT: Okay, just shut up.
SIRI: According to these figures, if you don't walk to this restaurant immediately and order a large meal you're going to die.
SCOTT: Okay, stop! Cancel! Start over!
SIRI: Starting walking directions to Siri Thai Cuisine. In 400 feet, turn right on Fountain Avenue...