Saturday, March 11, 2017
Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Golden Bough Edition
SCOTT: Hey kitties. What's going on?
MOONDOGGIE: I don't know these "kitties" of whom you speak. I am Moondocrates, the Felinotaur.
SCOTT: Really. What's a Felinotaur?
MOONDOGGIE: A mythical beast with the upper body of a cat, and the lower body of another cat.
SHADOW: He said I can be the ass.
MOONDOGGIE: Shhh! I have been charged by Zeus with guarding the Seven Golden Treats.
SCOTT: How's that going?
MOONDOGGIE: Pretty good.
SCOTT: So where are they?
MOONDOGGIE: I ate 'em.
MOONDOGGIE: It was just a temp job anyway.
SCOTT: No more Heroes & Icons Channel for you guys.
MOONDOGGIE: Okay. It's exhausting being mythical anyway...