As you'll recall, these headshots were posted by National Review Online in an effort to actually entice people on board their
Moderated panel sessions featuring our esteemed guest speakers, along with plenty of passenger Q&A.Starbursts" Lowry plenty of probing questions, like, "As a nationally syndicated columnist, do you judge a political candidate primarily on messaging skills, policy positions, or how quickly you can masturbate to completion during a debate?"
Plenty of chances to meet, schmooze and enjoy personal interaction with our special guest speakers.
Now, on to Round Three!
Category #1: Miss "Last Known Photograph"
Roman GennTalent: Vanishing without a trace; scratching the word "Croatoan" in the Break Room lunch table.
Question From the Judges: Where Do You Want to Be in Five Years? Discovered in the trunk of an abandoned 1997 Chevrolet Monte Carlo.
Category #2: Miss Unindicted Co-Conspirator
Turn-Ons: BDSM roleplay scenarios in which I'm a suave Gestapo officer and Article II of the Constitution is a willowy young French girl suspected of working with the Resistance; and she's a defiant lass! Oh yes! And oh so very beautiful in her defiance...at first...
Turn-Offs: Special Prosecutors; balky shredding machines.
✭✭✭Category #3: Miss Ventriloquist Dummy From Magic
Talent: Turning my head 360 degrees; sleeping in a suitcase.
Question From the Judges: Where Do You Want to Be in Five Years? Creeping you the fuck out.
Please vote for your favorite contestant in each category (click here for Round One, and here for Round Two). The winners will advance to the Sudden Death round, which will decide who will wear the Teabagger Tiara!