First, let's take a tour of our local flora:
I'm not certain what this is, I just thought it was pretty, but I'm fairly sure that if it were to suddenly discharge a load of spores into Spock's face it would totes make him horny for Jill Ireland.
In honor of the release -- under mysterious circumstances -- of Harper Lee's first novel, Go Set a Watchman, we present the next big trend in American arts and letters: Southern California Gothic.
Is this a tree? A bush? Oh why must you always label everything? Why can't you simply accept it for who and what it is, and let it be free to be you and me?
Enough of nature. How about some creepy, dead-eyed golems?
I'm not sure, but this may be the world's first recorded case of Hand Smegma. In any event, it's probably a health code violation in a food service worker.
And finally, in the Even More Randomer Than Usual category: