Well, he's back, and in keeping with this eerie time of year, with its ghosts, goblins, and discounted candy corn, he's returned to do battle with another mythical creature -- the Hardcore Alinskyite.
The Hard-Left OWS PlanThe last time this happened, we accidentally unleashed them into the breezeway, and then the hard progressive left stepped on Bobby's pool noodle, and we had to fight our way through the crowd every time we needed to get to that faucet by the garage to turn on the sprinklers, so you can see why we were so relieved to hear that this time they got an organizer to run the unleashing.
The hard progressive left in America has been unleashed into the streets by the community organizer in the White House.
The current crop of street pawns, the banal cattle of Occupy Wall Street movement, are fed, herded, and coldly led by the professional agitators from ACORN, SEIU, and the Communist Party of America.Again, you can probably spot the difficulty. When two out of the three agitators responsible for feeding your pawns are either moribund or non-existent, you're going to get a back-up in the dining room; and half the time they wind up taking it out on the hostess.
Still, you've got to admit, we've had a nice crop of pawns this year, and the rooks look about ready to drop.
These hardcore Alinskyites are well-funded and well-organized.Glad to hear somebody's hiring.
Through a series of set-piece street actions and media events coordinated with the White House, the street cattle's drumbeat attacks on capitalism, property rights, and traditional religious and working class values have successfully dominated the news cycles.Speaking of action set pieces, Lee just spoiled the plot of the new Fast and the Furious sequel, Fast Six, which climaxes with an illegal, high octane race between street cows and chess pieces. (Scuttlebutt from test audiences, though, is that there are still pacing problems, because several of the ruminants stop mid-race to take a drum solo.)
From the Cold War thriller The Hunt for Red October, Fred Thompson's character informs us, "Son, a Russian doesn't take a dump without a plan." So too with these Alinksy inspired disciples who obviously have their own version of an American "Red October."When not waving signs proclaiming themselves to be a percentage of the American population roughly equivalent to the amount of purity in a bar of Ivory Soap, the protestors in Zuccotti Park are busy building a submarine with a magnetohydrodynamic drive out of love beads and bongos. No wonder there's no room for port-a-potties.
Normally the last year of a lame-duck presidency is replete with overseas photo-ops and serious speeches on 'what it all means." However, America is now burdened with B.H. Obama, a hard-left socialist president who will maintain and expand his control over the executive branch of the United States government, by any means necessary.President Obama is ignoring our constitutional system of checks and balances and attempting to usurp the powers of the executive branch? Isn't that grounds for impeachment? Or at the very least, shouldn't we insist that he punch out by 5:30 so we're not getting charged time-and-a-half?
So what are the two primary short-term goals of the Alinskyites?1. Pick up the cat's thyroid medicine at the vet.
2. Rent a Rug Doctor.
Long-term goals of the Alinskyites include:
1. Get back to the gym.
2. Call that guy about cleaning the gutters.
3. Check recipe cards for vegan dessert options for Shelly's baby shower.
4. Finish watching Season Four of Who's the Boss? and return the discs to Netflix.
5. Figure out how to move completed, 9,138 ton nuclear submarine from Zuccotti Park to the Hudson River without scratching the paint.
Desensitization. OWS is funded through Soros and dozens of his interlocking 501(c)(3)s, the Tides Foundation, the CPUSA, AFL-CIO, SEIU, UAW, Islamic radicals, and, of course, Obama's BFF, ACORN.You forgot SPECTRE, THRUSH, and C.H.U.M.P.
This abomination of Aliskyistes...For fans of collective nouns (a "murmuration of starlings," a "rhumba of rattlesnakes") an "abomination of Aliskyistes[sic]" was officially added to the language with the release of the most recent edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, along with a "queef of wingnuts" and a "sansabelt of retirees."
...is determined that American should become acclimated daily to the classic Marxist street rhetoric of financial inequality, anti-capitalism, and "lets all hate rich Jews, oh I meant Wall Street bankers."After beating the Jews to a verbal pulp in his last outing, Lee and the Israelites have now become best friends. It's just like The Quiet Man, except rather than killing a man in the boxing ring like Sean Thornton (John Wayne) did, Lee just talked one into a coma.
Big lies and the drum beat repetition of the big lies into a national consensus: where in 20th-century history have we seen this happen? Oh yes, but back then it was referred as "Lebensraum." And we all know how well that that turned out.In July 1942, SS troops exterminated the Jewish inhabitants of the Warsaw Ghetto. In October 2011, unemployed people camping in a park held up some hand-made posters that hurt bond traders' feelings. The parallels are almost too eerie.
Misdirection. The Obama administration reeks of donor payoffs and political scandals. Solyndra, Fast and Furious, LightSquared, SunPower, the list goes on and on.And I'm sure if you go down the list far enough, you might actually get to a scandal.
So what do you do, as a trained and indoctrinated Aliskyite, to deflect attention from these slip-ups? You move the media spotlight onto those nasty Wall Street capitalists.But the joke's on the media, because the Wall Street capitalists don't register on film or cast a reflection.
Use up the daily press cycles interviewing time-warped hippies.Well, That's a good point, because I have some questions for the time-warped hippies that the mainstream media is too afraid to ask:
- How did the S.D.S. wrest control of Project Tic Toc from General Heywood Kirk?
- What was the deal with the brown acid?
- Can you get me Lee Merriwether's autograph?
The country is not looking at the causes or solutions; it is, in fact, hidden from our sight, by a few cattle herded from behind by the cold Marxist street agitators. No doubt, Leon Trotsky must be smiling in hell's burning fire, admiring the handiwork of his 21st-century offspring.Since the Marxist street agitators are cold, and Leon Trotsky is hot, I'm going to eat the cattle's porridge, because it's probably just right.
America can now look forward to months more of these set pieces of Marxist agitprop, with the lapdog mainstream media dutifully and daily regurgitating OWS vomitus into our homes and onto our computers.But at least the lapdog media tend to eat their own vomitus, although just to be on the safe side I always pull out the Swiffer whenever I see Wolf Blitzer outside the CNN building, eating grass.
The Alinskyites will prevent Obama losing his control over the executive branch of the United States government, by any means necessary. This is the key unwritten mission statement behind all of the anti- capitalist, class warfare nonsense OWSers are spewing in the streets. The OWS cattle are out there as disposable pawns in a new un-American and anti-constitutional national political process of brinksmanship, raw power politics, ideology, and class and racial warfare.I wish the cattle would use cloth pawns. I realize disposable pawns are cheaper and more convenient, but they're really piling up in our landfills.
Historically, communists have used violent "false flag operations" against their own useful idiots, to both gain sympathy and to allow tyrants to unilaterally invoke gun control in the name of national security. Nazis did the same thing. Marxist dogma also calls for coordinated multi-city street violence and rioting, as occurred in the communist revolution in Venezuela.Remember, this isn't about an unregulated financial sector crashing the economy through fraud and greed. It's about Communist cows and Nazi chess pieces fighting over gang turf, then teaming up to perform a snazzy Jerome Robbins dance number.
The GOP had damn well better wake up fast to this new (to America) process, or they will have lost the initiative before the first roll of the die.Oh, we're playing D&D now? I can't keep up with all these metaphors. Quick, somebody stall Lee while I find the suede pouch with my 12-sided dice, then I'll show this beeyotch how to roll Initiative.
I suppose when the only tool you have is COMMIES! every problem looks like Red October.
I'm kinda surprised KAOS didn't make the list.
Isn't that Lotus 1-2-3, or was there a newer version that somehow missed my attention?
This guy was a financial analyst at a Fortune 500 company? No wonder the economy's so screwed...
The Lotus 2-2-3 thing was my fault. Blogger swallowed this post last night, rather than publishing it, swallowed it whole, and I had to retype the whole thing, transcribing it from the preview tab. So there are probably even more typos than usual.
Just returned from reading the comments. Holy shit but there are a bunch of terrified, twitchy paranoids over there! Does absolutely every wingnut comment thread include gibbering threats of gun violence? Mind you, if someone is going to issue a threat, I do prefer that it be of the gibbering kind. More entertaining that way.
Scott writes: Blogger swallowed this post last night, rather than publishing it, swallowed it whole
I blame the Tecate. :-)
Good seeing you last night for ChrisVmas at the Prime Time, and as for the rest of you no-shows, well, yo momma was there and made two hundred bucks, easy.
Solyndra, Fast and Furious, LightSquared, SunPower...he left out TimeCube.
Always nice to see a Lancelot Link reference. I'll bet Lance could sort this out.
"Big lies and the drum beat repetition of the big lies into a national consensus: where in 20th-century history have we seen this happen?"
I know, I know! 1988, George H. W. Bush vs Michael Dukakis!
That's TWO examples of the on-purpose, cold-blooded murder of the English tongue you've found in less than a week, Scott. In comparison, someone whose linguistic wiring is obviously a bit off-kilter, like our Pastor Swank for instance, is human and almost cuddly. These guys are unforgivable besmirchers of everything, and they're smart enough to know better. I'd love to see Lee doing the Propaganda Tango cheek-to-cheek with Roger Kimball, over a floor of eternally smouldering copies of Strunk & White, being gingered up with cattle prods by the shades of G. B. Shaw and H. L. Mencken. They make me mad and mean.
%$#@&!!! rasm frasm With all this money allegedly going to lefty radicals, I've just got one question: where's my cut?!?!? I had the same question back before the Iraq War began. There were supposedly all kinds of foreign and lefty agitators spreading all sorts of wealth around to get us to protest. I never saw a dime of it!!!
Christ, I need new glasses. I read the title of this post as "Lee Likes His Left Hand." Which may well be true, but....
I read the title of this post as "Lee Likes His Left Hand."
So, select any extreme rightwing politician you can think of--Pinochet, Suharto, Alexander Tsankov--you can make up, off the top of your head, a possible set of behaviors that are slightly to the right of what that particular guy actually did. Once you've done that, you can insist that he, too, was part of "the left" or even the "hard left."
And it's always pathetic to see the jumble of buzzwords wingnuts use to describe their enemies, like a high tech scene in a movie.
Hey, guys, can anyone tell me when the next hardcore Alinskyite training session is? I missed the last one (I was at my weekly ACORN-SEIU-CPUSA Jew Baiting and Decoupage class), and I don't want to fall behind on my indoctrination syllabus.
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