I'm currently beavering away on some minor work for hire, but I came across a horrifying image that must be captioned!, because according to the Necronomicon, that's the only way to kill it. I'll get the ball rolling, shall I? (Click to embiggen)
I'm sure you guys can come up with something better, so I'll pass the Talking Stick. And speaking of something better, Ivan has posted Chapter 3 of The Adventures of Sir Galahad: Prisoners of Ulric. Let's all grab some bear grease and penetrate the guards!