Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "No More Cable TV for YOU" Edition
ME: C'mon guys, look up. I want to get a nice picture of you two. SHADOW: Never! I'm like the Predator...When I close my eyes, I vanish!
ME: Um, that's not how that-- SHADOW: Zing! Ba-boom! I'm gone!
ME: You're still right here-- SHADOW: Augh! It can see me! Get to the CHOPPAH!
ME: Wait, if you're the Predator, then shouldn't I be the one getting to the choppah? SHADOW: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? I bet the choppah's really nice, too. Probably has rich Corinthian leather and free refreshments. Well I'm sick of you hogging the choppah all the time!
ME: This is literally the first time the choppah has come up in-- SHADOW: Orange Guy! Get to the CHOPPAH! MOONDOGGIE:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
SHADOW: (Sigh) All right, fine, forget the choppah. I just want my own human skull collection. Is that so wrong?
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