Saturday, June 25, 2011

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Laundry and Ladylike Edition

 Riley:  I've decided -- from now on, I'm gonna be dainty as hell.
Moondoggie:  That's weird...Suddenly my dreams smell April Fresh.


ThePoliticalCat said...

Poor poor Scott. How you misread those vile kitteh looks. What Riley's expression is REALLY saying is, "Soon, you pathetic little hoominz. Soon. I contemplates your demise."

I'd go on, but there's a footnote in there about disemboweling me for translating.

Damn, she does actually look dainty for a change, doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

Riley - the only cat who can make Dainty look so like Damn Dangerous.

Aimless in Florida said...

Yes, it's a thinly veiled agenda Riley presents. Based, no doubt, on failed expectations in life.

Scott said...

Comment from Anntichrist S. Coulter via email:

She's always seemed quite ladylike to me, but then, I've had my ass kicked by 4-to-6-pound female feral cats more often than anybody I know. At least, I hope so. S.Z. hasn't posted about her awe-inspiring critter-saving efforts in a while, and they can't ALL be "innocent little angels," can they? But no matter how feminine, wily, or delicate that Her Royal Dangerousness may appear, I know that Scott & Mary are NEVER so trusting as to turn their backs on a cat with switchblade talons and the ability to pick a lock... among others...

Scott said...

Supplemental Annti Comment:

Can I please come back as Moondoggie in my next life???

And SOON?!??!?!?!

Yes, Teh Empress Riley ruleth over all, but that's a long, stressful job description, and I really could use the R.E.M. sleep state that MD generally seems to exist within... *sigh*

(BTW, speaking of names like "Moondoggie," is it just me, or is it kinda weird that the guy who played "The Big Kahuna" on an episode of "Gidget" {TV, not flix} was also the jaded, cynical blond cop-boy on "ADAM-12"?? Dunno which came first, in real-world chronology, but still. Incongruence at the very least, cognitive dissonance at worst.)