Saturday, March 11, 2017

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Golden Bough Edition

SCOTT: Hey kitties. What's going on?

MOONDOGGIE: I don't know these "kitties" of whom you speak. I am Moondocrates, the Felinotaur.

SCOTT: Really. What's a Felinotaur?

MOONDOGGIE: A mythical beast with the upper body of a cat, and the lower body of another cat.

SHADOW: He said I can be the ass.

MOONDOGGIE: Shhh! I have been charged by Zeus with guarding the Seven Golden Treats.

SCOTT: How's that going?

MOONDOGGIE: Pretty good.

SCOTT: So where are they?

MOONDOGGIE: I ate 'em.

SCOTT: Uh-huh.

MOONDOGGIE: It was just a temp job anyway.

SCOTT: No more Heroes & Icons Channel for you guys.

MOONDOGGIE: Okay. It's exhausting being mythical anyway...

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