It's time once again to wish a Happy Birthday to our own MaryC, and of course, try to select that perfect gift. As always, let's look through our favorite catalogues. let's see what we can find among the THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED!
SOLAR HOWLING WOLF ($36.98)
Perfect for announcing visitors or scaring critters out of your yard...any time of day! Place this wicked canine in a spot where it can receive direct sunlight, and it will howl for 11 seconds any time it detects movement with its built-in sensor.
They determined that 11 seconds is the exact length of time you can endure that noise before you wind up kicking it across the yard when it goes off as you're getting the mail. Personally, I'd prefer a replica of the blues singer.
BOOBIES FISHING LURE SET--Guaranteed To Land The Big One! (2 sets for $14)
Even fish like a big rack!
These Double D's are certain to coerce even the most shy fish to take a nibble!
Except for rainbow trout, which, for some reason, seem somehow less susceptible.
JELLY BELLY BEER-FLAVORED BEANS IN A TIN ( $10.98; 2 sets for $17)
Pop the top, and enjoy the authentic taste of a freshly-poured brew! SET OF TWO contains 5 sample bags (total 3.5 oz) of alcohol-free beer-flavored jelly beans.
$17 for jelly beans, and you won't even get a buzz? Moving on...
Let's check out what CAROL WRIGHT GIFTS has to offer
Great Gift Ideas and As Seen on TV Products. Carol Wright Gifts is the world’s 1 source for great Gift Ideas and As Seen on TV Products since 1972.
F-I-T-T-E-D TABLECLOTHS (as low as $6.99)
These wipe-clean tablecloths are elasticized for a smooth, snug, no-slide fit.
And they're perfect for people who aren't getting enough exasperation from trying to fold fitted sheets.
BRING SONGBIRDS TO YOUR BACK YARD (only $5--why pay $7.98)
Brighten your yard with this sunflower! Use as a bird bath or feeder...
...or, if you have cats, as a serving dish.
WARMING FOR HER/COOLING FOR HIM (Why pay $14.95? Ours only $7.99)
Enhance your arousal and intensify your sensitivity with these powerful lubricants. A cooling sensation for him helps improve his erection for maximum satisfaction while a warming sensation for her increases sensual stimulation for greater fulfillment. Simply apply a small to your intimate areas and massage gently for an erotic experience that will have you quivering with desire in no time.
As long as you don't get the bottles mixed up.
POCKET HOSE-The Hose That Grows!(As low as $12.99)
Super-Light, Super-Small, Expands When Water Is Turned On...
Well, I guess if that warming lubricant fails, this thing will do.
POP CHEF-Turn Snacks into Works of Art (only $10.99)
Simply attach one of the six included shape cutters, push into your favorite food and squeeze the bulb to pop out perfect shapes every time.
But...what if your favorite food is pudding? Well, it may not work on every food, but it seems useful if you get invited to a party where you're expected to bring something but don't feel like doing any actual cooking. So it looks like just the right gift!
Happy Birthday, MaryC!
Thanks, Bill S! I love the Pop Chef! It kind of reminds me of my old Play-Doh Fun Factory. I just wonder if it works with meat??
Worth a try! Happy Birthday, Mary!
Lucky Meat Stars: Make them a part of your balanced breakfast!
And hell yeah, I'd shell out some bucks for a replica of Howling Wolf, just to see people's reactions when it cuts loose with "I Ain't Superstitious" or "Killing Floor". Why, it could be the start of a whole line of bluesmen lawn ornaments, with the "Screamin' Jay" as a perfect follow-on.
Happy birthday, MaryC!
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All my love, admiration & wishes for unending joy & winning powerball tickets go to you this year, Mary, and if I ever *do* hit that damned thing, you'll get REAL presents!!!
P.S. If you have to choose, definitely go for the Pop Chef --- if you don't enjoy it as advertised, I'm SURE that there are body-mod freaks in the neighborhood who'd pay twice retail for a sharp one!
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