Saturday, September 15, 2018
Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Happy Caturday Edition
MOONDOGGIE: What? It's Caturday?! I better get up and start bringin' the kawaii, or I'll get totally stiffed by Japanese YouTubers! Again!
SHADOW: No, honey, stay in bed...
MOONDOGGIE: We're on top of the couch.
SHADOW: Stay...on couch.
MOONDOGGIE: But Caturday--!!
SHADOW: Don't be fooled by the hype, Orange Guy. It's just another made-up Hallmark holiday like Boss's Day, or World Nutella Day, or German Apples Day--
MOONDOGGIE: Don't you be dissing Tag des Deutschen Apfels!
MOONDOGGIE: If the Germans hear about your potty mouth, they might refuse to honor my gift card to Wienerwald!