From the ol' mailbag:
SCOTT! Why is "fisting" seen as taboo?
I'm glad you asked. At its best, the hand -- along with its handmaidens, the fingers -- is capable of great beauty and subtlety, realizing the mind's loftiest ambitions and producing art, music, and the vast, enduring monuments of industrial and scientific progress, while the fist is regarded as the hand's dumber, drunker, more violent brother. Think of it as the Billy Carter, or Randy Quaid of the body. You may love the fist -- and in turn be loved by it, forcefully and greasily -- but you'd just as soon it not put in an appearance at Thanksgiving.
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well, to answer honestly. most people seem to view it as an act of violence or hatred. When it really is an ac of extreme sexuality with overtones of BDSM. it is an admittedly extreme form of sexuality, and not something one might want to attempt without loving preparation, but As a zombie, I would not say taboo.
HOWEVER! I really kind of want to see more of the mailbag.
Excellent. That's one vote for more "Letters to Dear Abby About Fisting".
I at one point found an article on "Christian Fisting" and as I recall the author was trying to argue that such a thing should be allowed. I sadly no longer remember where that article was or I'd link to it.
Man, such a lot of schisms in Christendom. Arianists, Non-trinitarian Restorationists, and now these Fistians.
ANNTI sez...
Uncanny... I was just making jokes last night about Astroglide, right before I got banned from Twitter again...
Remarkable, the difference in what bigoted, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging misogynist fucktards can say on that thing, but let ONE woman cuss like I do, and the world comes to a fucking end!
Almost as horrifying as the class of "humans" that pass for Reddit moderators, who show up in my e-mail and want to "teach" me HOW TO WRITE... Yeah, okay, Skippy, let me teach you how to say hello to your own colon. You're going to want a snorkel.
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