MOONDOGGIE: I'm tellin' you guys (hic!) once you go black, you never go back...bacon? Is it "you never go back bacon?" Cuz that sounds delicious--
SHADOW: He had a little too much catnip--
MOONDOGGIE: What! Who said that? I heard that!
SHADOW: I did.
MOONDOGGIE: No, one of them called you a "basic black bitch"--WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?! I will find you, and I will claw you down to the shin bone!
SHADOW: He doesn't mean that--
MOONDOGGIE: I do too! I'm dangerous when riled! I once killed a man in Reno just for salivating at my tuna!
SHADOW: Honey, c'mon. You really need to simmer down.
MOONDOGGIE: Awww, fine! You're just lucky my chick's here!
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