MOONDOGGIE: I'm tellin' you guys (hic!) once you go black, you never go back...bacon? Is it "you never go back bacon?" Cuz that sounds delicious--
SHADOW: He had a little too much catnip--
MOONDOGGIE: What! Who said that? I heard that!
SHADOW: I did.
MOONDOGGIE: No, one of them called you a "basic black bitch"--WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?! I will find you, and I will claw you down to the shin bone!
SHADOW: He doesn't mean that--
MOONDOGGIE: I do too! I'm dangerous when riled! I once killed a man in Reno just for salivating at my tuna!
SHADOW: Honey, c'mon. You really need to simmer down.
MOONDOGGIE: Awww, fine! You're just lucky my chick's here!
(Photo courtesy of MaryC)
2 comments:
Hello, Kitty! :)
ANNTI SEZ... ( forgot this on the other one, hope that y'all are psychic when the comments come through...)
Y'know, my cats enjoy getting fucked-up on catnip and the occasional silvervine, but I've never seen them get SLOPPY... what are you feeding Moonie???
(Fred & Ginger, for current example, will bounce off of the ceiling on kitteh-weed, but they never sprawl-out like they're drunk. Silvervine, though, *will* get them looking like they're having R. Crumb-level hallucinations...)
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