Sunday, May 9, 2021

And the Traditional Third Anniversary Gift is Butane


HER: I dunno...I went on the Engaged Encounter weekend and took the Pre-Cana classes, but I still can't shake the feeling there's something weird about these Catholic weddings...

HER: Girl? TELL me about it.

3 comments:

duquesne_pdx said...

Put down the crucifix, or the wax dummy gets it!

Scott said...

From the overly complicated first draft of the climax from RESERVOIR DOGS.

Anonymous said...

Heh. Damn, it's been a minute since I've been here... Anyway, if it matters, I'm in FB jail. Fucking tRump-loving freaks.

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