If Barack Obama looks like a socialist...then socialists are tall, handsome dudes with nice pecs. No wonder they get all the ladies.
...walks like a socialist...a skill he learned from Bill Clinton who, during his time at Oxford, interned at the Ministry of Socialist Walks. Young Clinton was particularly celebrated amongst his fellow Rhodes Scholars for his ability to execute the classic Emmeline Pankhurst with a double reverse Hubert Bland, and finishing off with a half-Laski -- a highly challenging stride that can occasionally result in a rupture.
...and talks like a socialist...specifically, George Bernard Shaw, who was also incapable of delivering an epigram without the aid of a teleprompter. This was a source of some vexation to Shaw, because prior to the development of video technology, speeches were written on player piano rolls, requiring the orator to translate the pattern of punch-holes on the fly. (Toward the end of his life, however, after addressing the public on countless occasions, Shaw had become so adept at transforming the rapidly scrolling series of perforations into words and sentences that he once boasted, "I don't even see the code anymore," a line which inspired the Wachowskis to write The Matrix.)
...he's probably a socialist.Oh. I thought this was going to be one of those "You Might Be a Redneck" jokes. And I was right. Zing! Take that, Katie!
Between his big spending policies to "stimulate the economy," the government take over of healthcare through ObamaCare, his "spread the wealth around comments,"His "not quite knowing how to use quotation marks"...
his constant class warfare rhetoric and his desire to be more like EuropeTEACHER: So, Barry, would you like to be President of the United States some day?
YOUNG OBAMA: Actually Ma'm, when I grow up, I want to be a continent.
TEACHER: North America?
YOUNG OBAMA: No, America has too much gun violence and venereal disease. I was hoping for something with a rational health care system, high speed rail, and more casual toplessness on TV.
it's fair to say Barack Obama is in fact a socialist.Just as fair as it is to say that you are in fact a "News Editor."
But, despite all the evidence, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney is unwilling for the second time this year, to classify Obamaas such.I'm sure he would have, Katie, but there's just no room in the budget for classification purposes after the GOP pushed through the Bush taxonomy cuts.
You know, I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Then just fucking kill yourself now, and avoid the rush.