Longtime readers will recognize this as a very special occasion: every year on this day, our old friend preznit giv me turkee rises early and sets his browser to block images, on the off chance that we've opted to celebrate his birthday with the usual Ann Coulter photo.
Well, that venerable custom is over, I'm afraid, because what with torture porn and super violent video games, kids today are just so jaded that it's nearly impossible to frighten them with the classic monsters. (However, if you're a traditionalist, you can get all the Coulter you can stand in this post.)
Besides, preznit has always been extremely kind to us, so I've decided that this year, we'll forgo the monster entirely, and skip straight to the damsel distressed by the monster. And what better B-movie babe to start the birthday season with than Mara Corday?
So please join me, won't you, in wishing the Preznit a very happy natal day!
Okay, one quick Ann Coulter picture -- just one! -- and then I swear, I'm done with her: