Anyway, someone please put the cake back in the fridge while I try to tape this piñata back together. (And if you haven't checked out Keith's piece on The Soda Civil War, please drop by the post below and join our illuminating discussion of constitutional liberties, knee socks, and that guy who played Baron Samedi in LIVE AND LET DIE.)
Really swamped today, but I had to take a moment and wish a festive Natal Day to friend and valued World O' Crap contributor Bill S. (known each year on this day, in a legal and binding fashion, as Bill S!), and to friend, fellow cat fancier, and treasured member of the Wo'C community, The Minx.
This year, Bill requested two separate slabs of hairy, brawny, glistening cheesecake, and since I'm not terribly familiar with either gentleman, I figure I'd let him fill in their vital statistics. First up:
"Matt Bomer might be the prettiest man on basic cable, although he was derided as not being heterosexual enough to play the lead in the film version of "50 Shades of Grey" -- by a writer who's apparently not heterosexual enough to write the screenplay. (Or maybe the producers decided to go with someone better at writing than Brett Easton Ellis -- they wouldn't have to look further than the nearest 10th grade creative writing class.)"
Scott Caan"And, because I'm a shorty, Scott Caan, as a reminder that good things come in small packages -- at 5'5", he's Hollywood's Hunkiest Homunculus -- and still towers over me."
Enjoy, Bill. For the Minx, we present one of our favorite cheesecake photos from one of our favorite artistes of the Golden Age of Hollywood -- the often daring and always delightful Joan Blondell.