Saturday, March 16, 2013

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The National Security Edition

RILEY:  We must maintain a constant state of high alert!  Ready to respond instantly to real or perceived threats!

MOONDOGGIE:  Wha--?  What threats?

RILEY:  Oh, they're out there -- lurking.  Threats to our very way of life...Store brand cat food!  Humans hogging the couch!  The vacuum cleaner!

MOONDOGGIE:  Okay...I'll sleep with one eye half-open...

RILEY:  (Sigh)  You see what I have to work with?

MOONDOGGIE:  ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz....

6 comments:

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Yeah, Scott. Listen to Nonnie, he'll teach you how to blog.

P.S. Isn't Riley raising the security threat level to Moondoggie Orange?
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Scott said...

Mr. Sulu, go to Creamsicle Alert!

maryclev said...

As long as we don't get to "Orange-DoorHinge", we should be just fine

Li'l Innocent said...

I don't know the Orange-DoorHinge reference, but it sounds pretty dire. Anyway: wish I could be laid back like the Moondog, but I'm afraid I'm stuck with being like Riley... and I just read today that worrying all the time puts you at greater risk for dementia, too! If you're human, that is: obviously cats are immune from this, and can do anything, including worrying, as much as they goddam please with impunity. because they're better.

Thank you, kitties.

Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO coming back as Moondoggie in my next life... been way too much like Riley (minus her high IQ) for waaaayyyyyy too fuckin' long.