RILEY: You! Bring me the treats cart. I desire something...crunchy.
MOONDOGGIE: I just don't get Duck Dynasty. I thought it was gonna be a glamorous, 80s-style night-time soap about Scrooge McDuck, but so far, they haven't even had one wig-grabbing catfight...
(Later, under the influence of three different Whiskas® Flavor Medleys...)
RILEY: I love you, man. No, I mean it, I really, really...Gee, your hair smells terrific!
MOONDOGGIE: The sad thing is, she'll wake up in the morning and not remember any of this. Or so she'll say...
4 comments:
A fine romance, indeed. Were you serving catnip flavored Whiskas by any chance, Jeeves?
Dear Moondoggie, ever the idealist.
Mmmmmmrrrrrrroooowwwwwww I love catnip....I smell it, I eat , I roll around in it......from the 3 cats in my house..=÷= =÷= =÷=
Catbutt powers: Activate!
Nothing like sitting around and watching the tube with one's humans...
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