Let's see what the neighbors are doing...
RILEY: Oh great...Hey, pal! If I were you I wouldn't be so anxious to parade around naked in front of the windows and show the world my defective junk. Look
at that thing...Not even one lousy penile spine...
I don't believe in boredom.
I think if you're bored, then you're just not sleeping hard enough.
Moondoggie is a zen philosopher.
And this is why Moondoggie is my hero.
It's actually possible to divide all of living creation into the Riley-ish and the Moondoggie-ish (at least, as these examplars are presented by Scott). There are Rileyish sea anemones, I have no doubt, and Moondoggieish geraniums.
And there's room for us all, if we'd only learn that penile spines should be employed with discretion, and how to share the furniture.
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