In happier (or at least, less self-pitying) news, today is the natal anniversary of Longtime Wo'C Companion Bill S. (who, according to our sacred and inviolate birthday traditions, is legally entitled to be referred to as Bill S! for the remainder of the day. Please update your punctuation).
As a veteran reader, distinguished commenter, and valued Guest Blogger, Bill S! certainly has the whip-hand when it comes to making birthday photo requests. Unfortunately, he didn't want the customary Ann Coulter pic, and this violates the covenant laid down by s.z., who loves you all and has a wonderful plan for your blog.
Fortunately, Bill called ahead and did give us several hunka hunka hunks of burnin' love to choose from as birthday fodder, and this year I've opted to go for Glee's Darren Criss, since I'm a fan of his music for A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel.
You possess much personal magnetism and inner strength. Often you are drawn to the more challenging of any chosen paths, and you have a strong sense of responsibility. Success comes to you through hard work.
You should have chosen the less challenging path of right wing pundit, where success comes through retyping RNC blastfaxes and calling people "goat-f*ckers."
Your inner needs tend to be mirrored by external events...
For instance, you may experience hunger pangs after seeing a commercial for Arby's new Angus Three Cheese and Bacon sandwich.
...and vice versaSo external events tend to mirror your inner needs, which I guess makes you the Lathe of Heaven.
So happy birthday! And please don't destroy us all with the power of your mind. (I mean, I don't want to totally squelch your reality-altering powers, so I suppose it'd be okay if you, say, destroyed that piñata with the power of your mind; then we could all have candy.)