Astronaut/Supermodel/Spy S.Z. wearing the pelts of the cats who have wronged her.
I kid. Sheri has saved more cats' lives than cats have lives. Dogs too. And she's also visited the orphans and widows in their affliction, and kept herself unstained from the world with the aid of a good bleach pen.
In short, she's the best, most humane, and yet somehow also the funniest person I've ever known. She's like St. Francis of Assisi if he was female and also had a killer stand-up act. And today's her birthday!...which I'm not going to forget the way I forgot the 14th anniversary of World O' Crap (which she herself birthed) on August 20. (Okay, I didn't actually forget, but I was stuck standing around a truck stop in rural Alabama watching a very eccentric performance, which caused Sheri to decide that the movie I was working on is entitled Alabama Truck Stop [which to my ear sounds like a rollicking Harry Novack-style hillbilly sex romp from 1973], and offer up an image that I wish was our actual poster...
...because that would mean my life is a Peter Bogdanovich movie of a Larry McMurtry novel, instead of whatever weird-ass hullaballoo it's turned into).
However...this isn't about me. Or my problems with eccentric actors and sodium. We've come to praise Sheri, founder of Wo'C, afflicter of the comfortable, and that rare, genuine comforter of the afflicted. And while I do have a two-minute song prepared, I didn't come dressed to move, so instead, I'm going to turn her name over to an aggressive psychic who gives online astrology readings and fills up your emailbox with spam.
No, of course I'm not, because that would be cruel (and something she's already done to me), so instead, let's all tell her fortune as a fun group activity.
The zodiac sign for September 12 is Virgo.
Astrological symbol: Maiden.Iron Maiden.
The sign of the Maiden influences people born between August 23 and September 22, when in tropical astrology the Sun is considered to be in Virgo.
Tropical Astrology was my favorite quick tanning foam when I was a teenager, but it could streak if you perspired, and often produced tan lines that resembled crabs and bulls.
It refers to the intelligence and clear behavior of these individuals.
People without intelligence and with unclear behavior ignore the Maiden and tend to be more influenced by the Trump.
The Virgo Constellation is one of the twelve constellations of the zodiac.
Collect all twelve!
It is the second largest, spread on an area of 1294 square degrees.
So it's got plenty of closet space, and a livable basement.
The name Virgo is the Latin name defining Virgin, the September 12 zodiac sign in French it is Vierge and in Greek it is Arista.
In English it is Ben Shapiro.
Virgos are gifted with the strange ability to move from place to place, utilizing ocean currents and their muscular abdomen.
Uh...Harkonnen, I think.
Which sadly never had a hit as a solo artist after it split from Wind & Fire.
But here's the key thing:
Lucky day: Wednesday.
Which is tomorrow, so there's still time to buy a lottery ticket (if Sheri hadn't already spent all her disposable income on the upkeep of rescued animals, which she probably has). This is exactly the kind of timely, up-to-the-minute reporting that people expect from World O' Crap!
So please join me in wishing Sheri a birthday at least half as wonderful as she is, and please enjoy this geographically pertinent...
Sexy Birthday Lizard!
Lastly, if you've got an urge to do something nice for someone who does nothing but nice for others, click here and drop a few bucks in the pay pal bucket of Four Paws, the "non-profit, volunteer-run organization...dedicated to helping homeless dogs and cats" that Sheri works with.
Happy Birthday, Sheri! You're the GREATEST!
Birthday time rolls around again! Best to all & to all a good night!
Happy Birthday to the Great Sheri.
Anyone who can appreciate Bad Movies, save critters in distress and found a rockin' blog is my kinda gal !
I hope everything is just peachy with you and the animals, Sheri, and, as always, Thank You for all you do.Have a spiffing year.
Happy birthday, Sheri! :)
As usual, I am laughing and laughing at your post. Happy Birthday, Sheri (belated).
Happy birthday, Sheri.
Hmmm. You know, a birthday sherry sounds like a pretty fine idea, too. Hope you found the time for both, or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
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