Interested studio executives may feel free to contact my management.
I probably don't have to tell you guys how much we love D.Sidhe around here, and since she's a self-effacing soul who would likely be embarrassed by the kind of fulsome praise I'm fully capable of after a glass of wine and a Vicodin, I'll content myself by simply saying that s.z. had it right when she called her a "sharp cookie," and also I admire both her candle collection, and the fact that she has enough armadillo-related stories that she can actually pick a favorite:
My best Xenarthrid story: I own a candle in the shape of an armadillo with a glossy shellac coating that is the exact color of a flaccid Caucasian penis. It reminds me of Dr Mike.Which brings us to another venerable custom, one which canny trendspotter Doc Logan correctly predicted would become the lingua franca of the future: the Sexy Birthday Lizard. Now, we usually try to Think of the Children and keep these presentations as PG-13 as possible, but with contraception and sex education under fire in our nation's schools, kids today probably don't even learn about the birds and the bees, let alone the sexy, sexy lizards, so we decided to go all out this year in hopes of sparking a frank and open discussion, and ultimately bridging the Generation Gap.
Parental discretion is advised.