Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Where Do You Wanna Be In Two Years?" Edition
MOONDOGGIE: Whatcha thinking about?
RILEY: Your inevitable, and -- if all goes according to plan -- gruesome destruction.
MOONDOGGIE: I was just thinking how that moisture stain on the ceiling looks kind of like a unicorn with a cat on it's back, and how they're probably best friends, and go on adventures, and maybe get a TV show where they fight monsters -- but not scary monsters, like, Scooby-Doo monsters -- and the monsters always lose, but they learn an important lesson and say they're sorry, and then they share their snacks with the cat and the unicorn, and then everybody goes home, and gets to sleep on the bed alllll night.