Saturday, September 28, 2013

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Who Goes There?" Edition

RILEY:  Taking me to the vet...Ha!  Think you can just show up with a pet taxi and I'll climb meekly inside?  Trying pulling up in a pet limo, then maybe I'll--

RILEY:  What was that?!

RILEY:  You heard it too, didn't you?  That was no human sound (as repulsive as those usually are)...This was a bone-chilling, muted roar, like the moist, rattling exhalation of something...not of this world.  Some...Lovecraftian horror that logic tells us cannot exist, and yet which has always existed. A malign force beyond nature, older than time and space, the very sight of which can drive men mad!

RILEY:  Whatever it is...It must be destroyed.

RILEY:  One of you guys take care of that, will you?  I gotta go to the vet...

MOONDOGGIE:  ZZZZ-z-z-z-huh?  I had a dream that I was being destroyed...in my Maidenform Bra...

4 comments:

Li'l Innocent said...

And DID Riley go to the vet???

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good luck, Riley!
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grouchomarxist said...

A malign force beyond nature, older than time and space, the very sight of which can drive men mad!

You don't mean ... Phyllis Schlafly!?! [Insert Johnny Quest native-or-villainous-henchman-style "Aiiieeeeeee!" here.]

May whatever's bothering Riley be easy to diagnose and inexpensive to cure.

Scott said...

gm: I couldn't get the Johnny Quest native-or-villainous-henchman-style "Aiiieeeeeee!", since Youtube makes it such a pain to download videos now; fortunately, I had an extra Wilhelm Scream lying around.