Sunday, February 1, 2015

EMERGENCY ALERT! They Might Have a Super Bowl Today!

 I tweeted a quip about the Super Bowl, and that was the code word that caused a mole deep within Facebook to send me this important message:
EMERGENCY ALERT! Terrorists may attack Super Bowl:
It started off sanely enough:
A terrorist organization implicated in the events of September 11th, 2001 is targeting Super Bowl XLIX, scheduled for this Sunday, 4:30 p.m. Mountain Time in Phoenix, Arizona.

The terrorist group calling itself NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) has announced “we will have some planes” in the skies over University of Phoenix Stadium.
But it went from a 9/11 insider Terrorist group called NORAD (I remember when they were just all about the RADAR),  to some crazy stuff about Satanists, numerology, Free Masons, and evil longitude and bad latitudes.
Many terrorism experts believe the city of Phoenix has been targeted for nuclear incineration. According to SK Bain, author of The Most Dangerous Book in the World, the freemasonic organized crime outfit behind 9/11 and subsequent “occult mega-rituals” is likely to nuke Phoenix.

Why Phoenix?

Short answer: The name “Phoenix” refers to the mythical bird that incinerates itself and then is regenerated out of its own ashes. According to Bain, the American Eagle is actually a freemasonic phoenix; he quotes Manly P. Hall, author of Secret Teachings of All Ages: “The American eagle upon the Great Seal [of the United States] is but a conventionalized phoenix.” The occultist criminals behind false-flag terror events plan to incinerate the old America, and then “regenerate” a new, totalitarian New World Order America out of the radioactive ashes of the old.
And the New World Order freemasons occultist criminal terrorists are going to nuke Phoenix not just because of its awful climate and politics, but because of its parallel.
Phoenix, Arizona is the perfect sacrificial victim not only due to its name, which symbolizes America (the “eagle” i.e. the phoenix) but also because it lies on the 33rd parallel. As SK Bain suggests, the 33rd parallel includes:

Charleston, South Carolina , birthplace of the Freemasonic “Mother Lodge of the World” (and the site of the beginning of the Civil War at Fort Sumter in Charleston Harbor, as well as the Concelebration of the enthroning of Lucifer in the Vatican) likewise at the 33rd parallel…the Trinity nuclear test site in the Jornada del Muerto (Journey of Death) desert of New Mexico, on the 33rd parallel…Harry S. Truman, 33rd Degree Freemason and 33rd President, who authorized the use of nuclear weapons on civilian populations…Nagasaki and Hiroshima, straddling the 33rd parallel.”
And a bunch of other bad stuff happened at that parallel, including dead aliens.  Read the article if you don't believe me!

Anyway, Super Bowl Sunday will be the perfect day to nuke Phoenix, not only for the ratings, but because when you add up the numbers of today's date, it could mean anything and everything, including overthrowing God!!!
More esoterically, the numerological portents are disquieting. If we write the date of the Super Bowl in the manner of Illuminati numerologists, 02/01/2015 becomes 02012015, which adds up to their favorite number, 11. The number 11 represents the Twin Towers of Jachin and Boaz, the biggest symbol of freemasonry; the Twin Towers of September 11, the JFK assassination of 11/22, and NWO Armistice Day (11th hour of 11th day of 11th month) are just three of many examples of the freemasonic use of this number. For more, see my article 11 Questions for Veterans Day.

And if we write the date in the shorter fashion, as 02/01/15 or 020115 the digits add up to 9. So the date represents both a 9 and an 11…just like 9/11. The symbolism of the numbers 911 obviously means “dial up an emergency” and programs Americans to turn to their government for help. (Now who would have picked such a date for the “New Pearl Harbor“?) But 9/11 also represents the satanic illuminati wish to overthrow God, whose number is 10, the number of transcendence in the decimal system. Going straight from 9 to 11 means bypassing God and reaching a state supposedly higher than God.
So, make sure your toddlers learn to count correctly, because if they skip any numbers, they're going to hell!
Will the movers and shakers who control Washington DC, that gargantuan maze of freemasonic symbols, decide to “go to 11″ during this year’s Super Bowl?

It’s less likely to happen if enough of us let the bad guys know we’re on to their game.

Please forward this article to everyone you know.
And that's why I'm sharing it with you - to save the world.

At this point, you're probably thinking, "Stupid sz, this was obviously a clever parody, because nobody is that delusional and paranoid."  Well, maybe you're right.  But a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists seem to accept the author as one of their own.  And here are his creds:

Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist, is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.

Dr. Barrett has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.

Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin, where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.
Hear that?  He's appeared many times on Fox News, and is currently a talk radio host.  Phoenix and the Super Bowl are DOOOOMED!


Scott said...

I admit, I did think, "This has to be a parody site," until I watched the first half hour of their video podcast, "False Flag News, the only news show bringing you all the week's false flag events." A parodist might bring you the week's marquee false flag event, maybe even the week's Top Ten false flag events, but only a Ph.D with the look of a man who's just been caught by the nursing home attendant pooping in his Barcalounger would be meticulous enough to hunt up the many weekly false flag events that fall through the cracks of our lazy media.

And while it's true that NORAD did some yeoman work back in the Cold War thanks to RADAR!, I should have known they'd diversified into the false flag business when they began making such a big deal about tracking the flights of non-American citizen Santa Claus, but yet never took steps, such as scrambling jets, to stop his illegal border crossings.

Anyway, I might actually watch the Super Bowl this year, if only to watch Al Michaels burst into flame.

Scott said...

And Sheri, great job using the VeteransToday site to suss out God's phone number -- 10. (I figured it'd be low to indicate an early adopter, the way certain MST3K fans would brag about how few digits their Information Club Member Number had.)

Sadly, now that we've published it here God will probably start getting a lot of telemarketing calls, but on the bright side, some may accidentally go to the Devil since their respective exchange prefixes are so similar (HEaven-10, HEll-11), and hopefully they'll catch Satan when he's in the shower, or watching Final Jeopardy.

Slywy said...

My university's symbol is the phoenix. I'm going to distract myself from my fear with a chicken pot pie.

Slywy said...

Best comment so far:
I guarantee that an attack will not happen before the half time advertising is complete.

Scott said...

I'm going to distract myself from my fear with a chicken pot pie.

Well, with all the anti-vaxxers around these days (another mutated strain of conspiracy theorist) at least you can be glad it's not a chicken pox pie.

Fearguth said...

Is an Islamologist the same as a Muslimologist, or is it just an Arabist with a split personality?

Buttermilk Sky said...

So THAT'S what Nigel Tufnel meant by "This goes up to eleven." He was trying to tell us that Spinal Tap was more popular than God.

We're through the looking glass, people.

Whaddaya mean, prove I'm not a robot?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Buttermilk Sky is a robot.

Keep it on the down low.

Weird Dave said...

Should I be worried?

Scott said...

Well Dave, if the bomb did go off, you seem to be unaffected by the radioactive fallout, so I'd worry less about false flag brand terrorism, and more about the possibility that during the night you metamorphosed into a cockroach like Gregor Samsa.

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person said...

Phoenix...Charleston...The Vatican...Jornada del Muerto...Harry Truman...Nagasaki...Hiroshima
Talk about your parallel worlds...

But they left out Roswell??!!

Here, lemme help with that

And I don't wanna hear any "they told me there'd be no math!", OK? Hope your calculator has fresh batteries...

Chris Vosburg said...

When the dancing beachballs, sharks, and palm trees hit the stage in the midst of the halftime show, many of the denizens down the pub were convinced that the terrorists had arrived, and wondering why the snipers didn't take them out, just to be on the safe side.

Me and some others, we just wondered if the bartender had perhaps spiked our drinks with some sort of hallucinogen.

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person said...

Reading this and that numerology site prompted me to wonder if the old Parascope was back in business. Sadly, no. There's a Parascope Newsletter you can subscribe to", though, and a Para-Scope Uncensored weekly radio show you can stream. I love this from the newsletter page:
PARA-SCOPE is an e-newsletter that caters to professional, open-minded, rational audience. It contains articles and information pertaining to paranormal, parapsychological, paraphysical and psychical phenomena relating to Near Death Studies, After Life, Ghosts, Hauntings, Fringe "paranormal" subjects will not be included. Whew, that's a relief...

Li'l Innocent said...

That kind of symbolic number crunching is always appealing to a certain variety of seeker after over-arching patterns.

In Jewish mysticism (and from there into 19th century-&-beyond ceremonial magic) there's a variety of it termed gematria, which has a certain basic solidity in Hebrew, because all the letters of the alphabet have numerical values. So you can take Biblical passages or names or anything you damn please, jot down the number values of the letters, do calculations to your heart's content, then take your answer and turn it back into an alphabetic term.

As you might imagine, it can be - for the susceptible - like friggin' crack cocaine. It can probably *drive* people nuts. Could be our man Dr. Kevin was rational once...

grouchomarxist said...

I'm waiting for the day "False Flag News" is revealed as a false flag operation.

preznit said...

what does Eddie Izzard think of this? ;}

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person said...

grouchomarxist said...

I'm waiting for the day "False Flag News" is revealed as a false flag operation.

Weasels within weasels, man...

Jim Donahue said...

Sheri and Scott: Are you aware of the Mike Carr for President account on Facebook? Because: HOLY CRAP!

Jim Donahue said...

Oh, I mention this because of the common theme of ani-Masonic sentiment.

Full disclosure: My mom's father was a Mason.