Sunday, March 6, 2016

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "No More Cable TV for YOU" Edition

ME: C'mon guys, look up. I want to get a nice picture of you two.
SHADOW: Never! I'm like the Predator...When I close my eyes, I vanish!

ME: Um, that's not how that--
SHADOW: Zing! Ba-boom! I'm gone!

ME: You're still right here--
SHADOW: Augh! It can see me! Get to the CHOPPAH!

ME: Wait, if you're the Predator, then shouldn't I be the one getting to the choppah?
SHADOW: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? I bet the choppah's really nice, too. Probably has rich Corinthian leather and free refreshments. Well I'm sick of you hogging the choppah all the time!

ME: This is literally the first time the choppah has come up in--
SHADOW: Orange Guy! Get to the CHOPPAH!
MOONDOGGIE: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

SHADOW: (Sigh)  All right, fine, forget the choppah. I just want my own human skull collection. Is that so wrong?

[Please check out the new Slumgullion podcast. Link in the post below]


Donna said...

Awww! Too sweet...Love the kitties!

Debbi said...

Love these posts! :)

grouchomarxist said...

Shadow's got the right idea, though. About the disappearing act, I mean, not the human skull collection. (Even though they do make something of a statement, you wouldn't believe how this kind of tchotchke attracts the dust.) Like our Ninja, once she figures out the trick of combining the eye thing with a dark background -- for instance, curling up on that t-shirt you've carelessly tossed on the bed -- watch out!