A rare glimpse of Splendida testiculum nervumque
, or The Glowing Testicle. This ancient Illuminati artifact, seldom removed from its basalt sarcophagus, can only be ignited by the combined touch of three powerful men: a king, a president, and a sales manager from the Men's Wearhouse.
Men's Wearhouse? Entirely too upscale for our Donnie. More like a Big & Tall store somewhere on Long Island.
The Glowing Orbacle is Saudi Arabia's answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.
A president and reality show host, thank you very much. A show that's still running, apparently.
Post a Comment