Sunday, June 25, 2017
Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Mutual of Omaha Edition
MOONDOGGIE: We should what to who?
SHADOW: Look at her limping around like that! She's sick and injured! We should totally cull her from the herd.
MOONDOGGIE: What herd? There's only two of them.
SHADOW: And there's two of us! That makes it a fair fight...
MOONDOGGIE: I'm not culling anybody. I don't even know what "cull" means.
SHADOW: It means we're predators, and we do what predators do: we predate! Or maybe we postdate. I'm not sure...Anyway, it has something to do with writing a check.
MOONDOGGIE: I'm confused...
SHADOW: You're confused?! How do you think I feel? I was raised by you! (SIGH) Fine! Just roll over on the remote and change the channel. This episode of Wild Kingdom is making me depressed...