Post-Friday Beast Blogging: It's A Slow Holiday Weekend Edition
RILEY: I am...so...bored.
RILEY: Let's see what the neighbors are doing...
RILEY: Oh great...Hey, pal! If I were you I wouldn't be so anxious to parade around naked in front of the windows and show the world my defective junk. Look at that thing...Not even one lousy penile spine...
MOONDOGGIE: I don't believe in boredom.
MOONDOGGIE: I think if you're bored, then you're just not sleeping hard enough.