Category: Miss "I Thought I Was Posing For An Aramis Ad in 1964"
Talent: Making sweet, sweet love to the Camera
Question From the Judges: Where Do You Want to Be in Five Years? I see myself as the spokesmodel for Smoldering Man-Scowl, my own line of imposter fragrances.
Category: Miss Most Likely to Be Cast as "Pop, the Creepy Loner Who Runs a Motel in a Remote Area"
Talent: Lulling Guests Into a False Sense of Security; Sharpening Cutlery
Question From the Judges: Where Do You Want to Be in Five Years? Peering through a peephole, watching you shower.
Category: Miss Eerie, Vacant, Dead-Eyed Stare
Dr. Charmaine Yoest
Victor Davis Hanson
Talent: Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
Question From the Judges: Where Do You Want to Be in Five Years? Feasting on your soul.
Please vote for your favorites in each category. This week, one of these lucky contestants will be crowned Miss Wingnut, 2011!