Thursday, July 4, 2013

Tomb of the Undead Soldier

Basically, I just wanted to find an appropriate holiday movie that wasn't ID4 or Born on the Fourth of July, so I asked Google, and Google came running back all excited like a puppy and goes, "You need to watch this!" And I go, "Ohhh, I don't think so, Google--" and it goes, "You totally do!  It's from 1996, and it stars P.J. Soles from Rock 'n' Roll High School and Isaac Hayes from Truck Turner, and the title character is played by David 'Shark' Fralick!"

And I said, "I'm pretty sure that's actually not a recommendation--" but Google wasn't really listening, because it was giving me this kind of shrewd, thoughtful look, then it said, "You should put 'Shark' in the middle of your name!  It'd make you look taller!"

And I couldn't really argue with that, so fine -- here's our movie for tonight..  Happy Fourth of July, Y'all!