In the meantime -- let's party! Annti told me not to bother with cheesecake photos this year, but as Sheri once memorably said (admittedly, in reference to the Ann Coulter pictures) "We have traditions for a reason," so instead of nude people, here's a public art installation on Wilshire Boulevard commemorating Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nip slip:
Annti is smart and smart-mouthed, astonishingly kind, endlessly loyal, and bottomlessly empathetic, and you know how the world likes to treat people like that. So let's flip the world the bird and take a moment to wish Annti -- against all odds -- a very happy birthday.
Sexy Birthday Lizard!
Update from Bill S.: Annti shares her birthday with Jane Krakowski: