We leave you now with this image, which is both an evocation of the just and blazing pride we Americans take in our liberties and heritage, and a graphic warning about the dangers of taking penis envy a little too far.
Have a great holiday everyone.
Update: Hey, look who just flew in for the Independence Day festivities! It's the 50 Foot Woman!
Alllllll right, we got ourselves a party now! Listen boys, we're gonna need a couple cases of Hawaiian Punch, a fifty-five gallon drum of grain alcohol, and about two yards of 18-inch ADS drainage tubing to use as a straw...