[Note: We're holding a Beg-A-Thon to help restore our car to life, like Im-Ho-Tep in The Mummy (no, the good one, with Boris Karloff), so I can get to my new job at my new school, which I'm very excited about! Full explanation here).]
Zita Johann: It's true...It's true! I don't feel fresh!
Remember when my box of feminine sanitary napkins asked, "Do sharks know if you're on your period"?
But I found something even better!
That's right! You can design your own Sanitary Napkin! Judging by the image above, it helps if you're Peter Max, but that's not strictly required, so here's mine:
I figured if you wore it while on TOM in the ocean, it might confuse the local sharks by convincing them you're already being attacked by one, thank you very much. So they'd back off, out of professional courtesy.
Now, it's your turn! Click on this link: Design Your Own SP!
After that, choose your product, use their tools or upload some photos and design away! Email us your designs, and we'll post them here.