Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Project Feminine Protection!

[Note:  We're holding a Beg-A-Thon to help restore our car to life, like Im-Ho-Tep in The Mummy (no, the good one, with Boris Karloff), so I can get to my new job at my new school, which I'm very excited about!  Full explanation here).]
Karloff:  Look upon thy countenance!
Zita Johann:  It's true...It's true!  I don't feel fresh!

Remember when my box of feminine sanitary napkins asked, "Do sharks know if you're on your period"?

Well, the dumb box never does give us the answer, and rather than leaving everyone who was as curious as I was about sharks and that "Time Of the Month" (TOM) hanging, I decided to go straight to the source:  Turns out they didn't have the answer either. So, I'm guessing it was a rhetorical question.

But I found something even better!

That's right! You can design your own Sanitary Napkin!  Judging by the image above, it helps if you're Peter Max, but that's not strictly required, so here's mine:

I figured if you wore it while on TOM in the ocean, it might confuse the local sharks by convincing them you're already being attacked by one, thank you very much.  So they'd back off, out of professional courtesy.

Now, it's your turn! Click on this link:  Design Your Own SP!

After that, choose your product, use their tools or upload some photos and design away!  Email us your designs, and we'll post them here.


Carl said...

Let me know when they get around to designer condoms. I'd design one that was camoflagued as a maxi-pad

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Anonymous said...

Jeeze, Mary, that's one scary f*cker.
I ain't playing in your pool.