SURPRI--aw, crap, forget it. She read the title...
Well, as you undoubtedly knew already too (damn you, RSS feeds!), today is the natal anniversary of our good friend Anntichrist S. Coulter, who, if this were Downton Abbey, would probably be known as the Dowager Countess of Crap. In fact, Annti's been around here so long that her online nic actually inspired the old Wo'C custom of posting an Ann Coulter picture on birthdays -- but I wouldn't hold it against her. In fact, I would suggest that we have emerged tempered from that particular crucible -- each of us forged by adversity into that rarest kind of person; one who is strong, yet flexible, and most important of all, truly capable of appreciating a really sexy birthday lizard.
But since Annti is one of the Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crappers around, I figured we could observe at least one of our ancient traditions: checking on the horoscope.
You are witty, fun to be around, and charming. Your sense of humor is well-developed
Huh. You know, I tend to think astrology is absolute bullshit, but that's not only spot-on, it's eerily so.
and you are a sports lover.
Hey, that's probably true, too! I mean, in the past Annti has requested photos of Terry Crews for her birthday...
"This shit will punch your ass with fragrance!"
...and he was involved in some sort of sports, I think. Maybe there is something to this horoscope business...
Generally considered rather "lucky"Okay, astrology is absolute bullshit.
Famous people born today: Luke Perry, Eleanor Roosevelt, Sean Flanery, Joan Cusack, Darryl Hall.
I'd pay to eavesdrop on that key party.
Now, as you've probably noticed, we have a rather broad cross-section of straight, gay, lesbian, and bi readers of both sexes (and possibly more permutations of gender that just haven't happened to come up in comments yet), so one of the particularly nice things about an Anntichrist S. Coulter birthday is that the cheesecake is always diverse and inclusive, as required by our liberal Supreme Court, since she bats from both sides of the plate, depending on who's come up in the pitching rotation (I'm doing my best to service her celestial-certified love of sports). So let's conclude with a group hug, and an educational photo of Charlize Theron:
"Einstein proved that it's mathematically impossible to be too sexy for this shirt, and yet somehow I'm doing it. I blame the Unified Field Theory and Ingeborg, my personal trainer."
Please join me in wishing our beloved Annti a very happy birthday.