Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Keith Presents: Putin On Airs

Vladimir Putin and Donald J. Trump experience a tiff over early tee-off times at The Donald's Aberdeenshire golf course.

"Mr. Trump, this confusion is obviously the fault of my advance people. Just so we're friends, would you please join me for dinner in London in a few days? I promise there will be no press or paparazzi."

Two days later The Donald arrives as scheduled and is met by President Putin.

The waiter arrives. "What will President Putin be having this evening?"

"I'll have the Cornish mackerel tartar, please."

"And sir, the vegetable?"

"He'll have the same."


Mentis Fugit said...

You're giving me flashbacks. The first time I heard that joke it was Nancy and Ronald Reagan.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's a good joke.

I find it weird and unsettling, though, watching Team Hillary go all Jack D. Ripper.

Li'l Innocent said...

I heard it about Thatcher do ing out with her Cabinet ministers.

Li'l Innocent said...

Dining out. I've begun to suspect spellchecker of dirtymindedness.