Sunday, July 10, 2016
Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Chuck Tingle Edition
MOONDOGGIE: Don't eat my butt!
MOONDOGGIE: It's wasteful! You can't eat your butt and have it too. Isn't there some more sustainable way you can harvest butts? (PAUSE) Have you tried one of those vegan butts? I hear they're not bad...
SHADOW: The fur never tastes right.
MOONDOGGIE: I think they make it out of corn silk...
SHADOW: Hmmm...I can see I need to reduce the influence of negative people and naysayers in my life...Mute!
SCOTT: You can't just--
SCOTT: That only works on social media--
SHADOW: Delete your account!
SHADOW: I'm not eating his butt! I'm eating toward his butt...
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Foolish human. Trying to tell anything to a cat! :)
The news is unremittingly bleak, the election season grinds on interminably, and we still don't seem to have learned how to live together in peace. In such a world, we need more fluffiness.
Mr. Butt Justice Warrior is an awesome twitter tag.
ThumbPer would nom that.
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