Taking me to the vet
...Ha! Think you can just show up with a pet taxi and I'll climb meekly inside? Trying pulling up in a pet limo, then maybe
What was that?!
You heard it too, didn't you? That was no human sound (as repulsive as those usually are)...This was a bone-chilling, muted roar, like the moist, rattling exhalation of something...not of this world. Some...Lovecraftian horror that logic tells us cannot exist, and yet which has always existed. A malign force beyond nature, older than time and space, the very sight of which can drive men mad!
Whatever it is...It must be destroyed.
RILEY: One of you guys take care of that, will you? I gotta go to the vet...
I had a dream that I was being destroyed...in my Maidenform Bra...
And DID Riley go to the vet???
Good luck, Riley!
A malign force beyond nature, older than time and space, the very sight of which can drive men mad!
You don't mean ... Phyllis Schlafly!?! [Insert Johnny Quest native-or-villainous-henchman-style "Aiiieeeeeee!" here.]
May whatever's bothering Riley be easy to diagnose and inexpensive to cure.
gm: I couldn't get the Johnny Quest native-or-villainous-henchman-style "Aiiieeeeeee!", since Youtube makes it such a pain to download videos now; fortunately, I had an extra Wilhelm Scream lying around.
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