Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Stand By For ACTION!

Just as the Night Belongs to Michelob, the Morning Belongs to Medical Appointments.  But check back a little later today, and we'll have a new movie piece up, the second entry in our series "Someone Left the Beefcake Out in the Rain."
"I just feel like there's too much bestiality in our wallpaper.  Couldn't we do something in a mauve or a taupe?"


Carl said...

Seems like that scene could use moar Trojans

heydave said...

If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

scripto said...

Is that Venus springing forth fully formed from his butt? I'm not sure that's how the legend goes.

Weird Dave said...

The Morning Belongs to Medical Appointments

So is it a boy or a girl?

Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

For SOME fucked-up reason, this screenshot/set photo gives me painful flashbacks to the episode of "Cold Case where Richard "BULL" Moll's current-time character is played in the flashbacks by a guy whose entire BODY/facial bone structure, hands, expressions, voice, accent, speech patterns, eyebrows/brow ridge, eyes, EVERYFUCKINGTHING THAT *IS* THE ALMIGHTY MOLL --- is compltely, utterly, without-any-fucking-mercily ***WRONG***!!!!!! It's so badly-cast, it seems almost as if the casting twunts had something PERSONAL against Richard Moll, to have his "younger self" played by an otherwise-talented-but-UTTERLY-TOTALLY-FUCKING-***WRONG***-FOR-THE-FUCKING-ROLE actor whose name escapes me at the moment, but you'd know him if you saw him. What did Moll do to deserve THAT casting?

I think that it's the very-false-looking widow's-peak-wannabe hairline/wigdom/facial-hair-shaping/manscaping, brow-ridge/nose combo of the pictured fucktard in the nastiest-bestiality-room this side of "DELIVERANCE" that brings that episode of one of my favorite-est-ever shows to mind. Who fucking knows. Hell, I still can't remember WHY I got up on that elephant! (And no, not LIKE THAT, you sickos!!!)

Are we absofuckinglutely **positive** that this flick wasn't one of the many zero-budgeted, cum-stained, reeking-of-stale-Schlitz-and-Winston-butts GOLAN-GLOBUS works of "art"???!?!?!?!?!?!?

Scott said...

Absolutely sure, Annti. It was pure A.I.P. and predated Golan-Globus by a good 19 years.